Published on December 10, 2009 By danielost In Everything Else

since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.

 

 

i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol


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on Mar 15, 2019

Banned for typing happily away while riding a donkey on the autobahn during rush hour.

on Mar 15, 2019

Banned for auto-banning and not knowing an ass when you see one doing ninety clicks per hour on a one-lane dirt track during rush hour.

on Mar 15, 2019

banned for rushing to work

on Mar 15, 2019

Banned for working in a rush to get someplace.

on Mar 16, 2019

Banned for the slow pursuit of a rush to the middle of nowhere and beyond.

Also banned for not knowing that someplace is North of Somewhere and South of Somewhere Else.

on Mar 16, 2019

Banned for nailing one foot and running while talking in circles.

on Mar 16, 2019

Banned for tripping over said circles with feet in turned around.

on Mar 16, 2019

Banned for taking a trip to the middle of nowhere and going around in circles because you didn't find the centre of no place at all.

on Mar 16, 2019

Banned for bein' in the center of a vortex to never never land.

on Mar 16, 2019

banned for never landing on your feet

on Mar 16, 2019

Banned for landing on a one way street going backwards.

on Mar 17, 2019

Banned for going the wrong way up a one way street, and telling the cop who pulled you over that it's okay, you were only going one way.

on Mar 17, 2019

Banned for speeding on a dirt road and kicking up pebbles and bubbles. 

on Mar 17, 2019

banned for speeding in a pond and spitting out bubbles with pebbles in 'em with the back wheel of your bicycle.

on Mar 17, 2019

Banned for thinking my trike was a bike.