Banned for noticing the toads, feeling froggy, and then kicking the toads off their toadstools.

Banned for psuedo mushrooms.

Banned for watching Fiona Frog hop across the meadow to go sit on a toad'stool.

banned for shooting bambi's mother in the meadow

Banned because Bambi's mother wanted a piece of that toad'stool as well.

Banned for collecting amphibian guano and selling it to the tourists.

Banned for tourist traps after midnite.

banned to the mid point of life

Banned for I'm past that point.

Banned for passing the point around the midriff region of Humpty Trumpty's cracked egg.

Banned for back to the eggs, are we?

Banned for the spoiled yolks.

Banned for berating the yolks who turned up late for line dancing.

banned for lining them up and knocking them up

Banned for yolking around.