since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
banned for taking the fence to the back of the line
Banned for being the linebacker.
Banned for being at the back of the line when God was handing out the brains and missing out cos the bloke in front of you got the last one.
Banned for not finishing with trains and taking the first one out of town.
Banned for not knowing that the trains in Spain run mainly on the plain.
Banned for ersatz colloquialism.
Banned for knowing how to say that and type it.
banned for not being that type
Banned for giving that type a bum steer cos you're not as happy as them.
Banned for typing happily away while riding a donkey on the autobahn during rush hour.
Banned for auto-banning and not knowing an ass when you see one doing ninety clicks per hour on a one-lane dirt track during rush hour.
banned for rushing to work
Banned for working in a rush to get someplace.
Banned for the slow pursuit of a rush to the middle of nowhere and beyond.
Also banned for not knowing that someplace is North of Somewhere and South of Somewhere Else.
Banned for nailing one foot and running while talking in circles.