Banned for watching it march out the door.

Banned for not mentioning that it was in a dog's mouth at the time.

Banned for insulting the dog.

Banned for not teaching the dog better manners.

Self taught here and you are banned home schooled style.

Banned for teaching yourself to pilfer food and sneaking it outside to devour uninterrupted.

banned for not knowing instinctively 

Banned for instintively cocking your leg up against a fire hydrant and adding your widdle bit of water.

Banned for ignoring the trees growing in Brooklyn.

Banned fopr trees schmees, dogs 'll piddle on anything not nailed down and otherwise.

Banned for getting windy again and blaming the dog for it.

Banned for wow bowing.

Banned for being in the vicinity to be rightfully blamed.

banned for assumption of rights

Banned for assuming left is the other right because it ain't.