Published on December 10, 2009 By danielost In Everything Else

since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.

 

 

i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol


Comments (Page 1620)
on Mar 19, 2019

Banned for putting your right foot in, leaving your left foot out.... doing the hokey pokey and shaking it all about.

on Mar 19, 2019

Banned for doing the Macarena while singing the Hokey Pokey poorly and out of key too.

on Mar 19, 2019

Banned for dancing on your hind legs and howling a chorus that incited complaints of excessive noise.

on Mar 19, 2019

Of the Banning Statute:

Title III, Section C, Paragraph  2a as footnoted in the tiniest of dog prints.  "No person, and especially Starkers, may ban any dog merely for being a dog even if said dog is howling the Hokey Pokey while dancing the Macarena on its hind legs and inciting complaints of excessive noise in OZ. 

Any person, and,especially Starkers, who violates this most revered (by dogs) Statute shall have their Motorcycle Banned and thereby impounded at the WinCustomize Kennel Club whereby, all dogs will have free visitation rights for purposes of raising a hind leg and washing Starkers bike for a period not less than  the time needed for the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies to attend their next after work mingle." 

Furthermore, any attempt to alter, nullify, void, stop or quit this most important Dog Protection Statute will immediately cause your hairy berries to shrink, your dribbler to leak, and your hind side to flatten and get wrinkled.

Wow Starkers I thought you would have read up on the Banning Statute before trying that one.

on Mar 19, 2019

Banned for using a banning thread to write a complete diatribe regarding non-existent laws to try intimidate poor banners who just come here to ban without bogus legalities threatening their good person and properties.

Also banned for hanging out your dribbler to leave puddles where poor unsuspecting banners could slip and break a hip.

on Mar 19, 2019

Oh crap Starkers I think you just triggered the attempting to nullify clause.  I'll just give you a quick Ban so you can clear out before everything on ya starts shrinking, leaking and flattening.

on Mar 19, 2019

Banned for going from the sublime to the ridiculous by trying to invoke shrinking, leaking and flattening on a bloke who's already gone through all that and more.

on Mar 19, 2019

banned for mocking other people 

on Mar 19, 2019

Banned for banning on the bosses time and putting in for overtime.

on Mar 20, 2019

Banned for innate illegalities designed to foster and or promote individual agendas designed to undermine title III section 2a thru s of the doggy recusal code that signifies conformity with dribble and piddle clause of title IV section 4c of the Banning Statute as set forth in the ninety ninth congress of these United Doggy Places. 

on Mar 20, 2019

banned for hitting the toons in the head

on Mar 20, 2019

Banned for head toonings.

on Mar 20, 2019

Banned for walking the walk and talking the talk but forgetting your shoes and dentures.

on Mar 20, 2019

Banned for all of the above.

on Mar 20, 2019

Banned for none of the above and even less.... because the book of guidelines to banning does not include 'all of the above' due to non-specification of said ban.