Banned for giving him the key and directions to the cage.

Banned for leaving the cage open and yelling "Who let the dogs out."

banned for not seeing the poor cat inside   

Banned for hiding it in the corner so we'd leave the pussy behind

banned for trying to corner the market

Banned for going to market to get your poor doggie a bone,

but when you bent over,

Rover took over

and gave you a bone of his own.

banned for going in a direction not allowed by nature

Banned for blaming mom for your lack of milkbones for din din.

Banned for hiding the milkbones under the table until Ryat's mammy sent him to bed early for whining about missing out on his fave side-dish.

banned for dishing on the side

Banned for siding with the server dishing up platefuls of unsavoury goo with absolutely no place in an eatery set up for people with more discerning tastes.

banned for trying to be discerning

Banned for not discerning about this or that.

banned for this and that

Banned for leaving out the other thing.