since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for my crown jewels haven't been handled in ages.
banned for being so aged
Banned fer losing yer sausage in a whirlwind on a firebrand hurricane
banned for being tossed whither and yawn
Banned for flubbin' the dub in between the rub in the tub.
Banned for going to sea in a tub to get some rub-a-dub-dub from the galley maid, who in her spare time is a mermaid with come hither eyes and other tempting bits.
banned for clamming up about your adventures with oysters
Banned for when you seafood and eat it.
banned for mocking my diet
Banned for fish food undressed.
Banned for promoting naked food in a place where dress code is everything.
banned for codifying everything not nailed down
Banned 'cause the dress code is in the wild. Two dots and a dash were last seen streaking towards Oz with intent to denude the local wildlife.
banned for letting the ozzies out