since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for penning the apple saga for the disinterested.
banned for zero interest loans
Banned for never a borrower or lender be.
Banned for delinquent dues to Local 34677654 of the Local Chapter of Piratical Wannabes. Pay up.
banned for trying to unionize the pirates
Banned for mocking the Skull and Crossbones. How un Piratical of you. Take two cookies and go to your room.
Banned fer I be tha cap'n 'round 'ere, an I says who go to 'e's room, but wivout cookies n' milk.... nor rum.
banned for rumming around without being whiskeyed away
Banner fer whiskey n' stuff wot pirates 'll drink when tha rum runs out
banned for running out on the rum
Banned for screwdrivers, mint tulip, bloody marys, black and white russians, Long Island tea. Ever try that one. BAM! Best be sittin' down. That way you won't have that far to fall.
Banned fer falling fer tea.
banned for not throwing your tea in the harbor and kowtowing to royalty
Banned for jostling the crown jewels out of season.