Banned for a cuckoo in a cage is worth two canaries in concert singing Christmas carols to canoodling crowds camped under coconut trees.

banned for using the 'c' words

Banned 'cause you cheated. You done it 'fore I did.   

banned for claims of cheating without mentioning what I cheated

Banned for not cheating in the process of not cheating.

Banned for unfair play by altering the scores and cheating by taking double swipes at it.

banned for trying to score on the one who is unscorable

Banned for keeping score on the back runners while the front brunners take a breather

Banned for heavy breathing in the face of inevitable and uncompromising, insidious and ruthless ambiguities embedded in the Chronicles of Noogy that clearly state......"Pass the popcorn please."

banned for not allowing the butter to be put on the popcorn

Banned 'cause all the kernels don't pop. They do an MS, which ain't much.

banned for not amounting to much

Banned for amounting to all that never was and for everything that never came before it.

banned for twisting your words with the wind

Banned for Being Bohemian and any way the wind blows