Banned for having a fetish for the word "frolick", and for all of the F'n U did all over that previous ban.

Banned for ditto.   

Banned for not going to Boating, Camping, Fishing AKA BCF, where it's BCEffin' fun.

banned for acronyms 

Banned for calling up the nyms to wield the sword of tyranny while competing in an alphabetical endurance race against the clock and the grumpy old bastard holding the flag at the finish line.

Banned for callong old people bastards just 'cause they won' take no shit from you.

Banned for one toe over the line and all the others staying behind for fear of getting chopped off by a flurry of sushi knives being wielded by a crazed pretty little liar on weekend vacation from the sanitarium.

Banned for descriptions of self.

banned for a description of nothing

Banned for leaving out the most important part..... self-deprecation and self-flagellation wiv a cat o' nine for lacking self-discipline in a time when anarchy is threatening to take over our libraries, museums and salt water aquariums.

Banned for fish stories and the one that got away.

Banned for the one that jumped into the boat and swamped it.

Banned for running a swampwalk deck in the 21st century.  The game has changed man, get with the times.

banned for trying to change the game

Banned for believing the game should stay the same and allowing Go4Celerity to go on toilet breaks.