Banned 'cause once ya get passed the smell ya got it licked.

Banned for the storm in a teacup that was just the tip of the iceberg and threatening to become a storm in a bathtub with high winds, rain and cupcakes on sale for 5c each upon presentation of an Allsports voucher.

banned for putting things on sale

Banned for attending the krispy crab sale with only tuppence in yer pocket and a hatful of mushrooms.

Banned for hating mushrooms, especially morrels, which are the food of the gods (and cartoon plumbers).

Banned for upsetting Looney Tune denizens

Banned for attributing the gods with the consumption of fungi and getting out-of-work plumbers to lend their voices to cartoon characters without personalities and just have dreary old one-liners from the Abbott and Costello days.

banned for mocking the classics

Banned for mocking the stocking of the little girl lost, then being quicker to mock her lovely frilly knickers.

Banned for snickerdoodles and other delicacies.

Banned for having diddly squat to do with bugger all and/or zilch, whichever is the lowest.

Banned for naught, and for wishing to be a double naught....

something.

banned for dreading nought

Banned for not dreading lords.

Banned for dreadlocks and other twisty stuff.