Banned for peppering the ladies down the street with hee-haws and offending their sensibilities with donkey talk that should have been left on the farm with the mules and old codgers chasing nubile milkmaids with large hands for teet pulling.

banned for wanting large hands

Banned for not knowing the reason why.

banned for asking why

banned for asking why

Banned for twice getting it wrong... I have no questions regarding big hands, just big feet and the high cost of larger than normal footwear.

Banned for reintroducing fiction into a somewhat serious discussion about insufficient masses of protoplasmic nonsense.

banned for falling under the spell of mass hysteria over big feet

Banned for putting the cheese before the milking, and the corny before the pepper.

Banned for juicing up the jalapenos.

Banned for throwing hot n' spicy under the bus in preference of sweet n' sickly.

banned for wearing underwear that resembles swiss cheese

Banned for wearing underwear that even gremlins won't visit because of the other inhabitants with peculiar habits that would scare off even the hardiest of demons.

Banned for crab cakes.

banned for eating at the krusty krab