Banned for dissing Rastafarian culture and other twisty stuff found on a Dreadlock Holiday with cricket and rum by the shipload.

Banned for Rum Raisin and other Rum stuff that elude me at the moment.

Banned for even thinking of raisin-flavored rum.  Yuck!  There's a reason they don't make that stuff.  Now some tasty anise-flavored rum, that sounds like something I could Go4.

Banned for a desire of yuk alcoholic beverages and weird tendencies towards things I wouldn't put in my mouth.

Banned for mouthing off.

banned for shutting the doors on mouths that need feeding

Banned for needing to be fed before being fed up to the hilt of fed beings from the Fed wearing fedoras.

Double-Banned for saying "fed" too many times.

Single-Unbanned for using "fedoras" in a sentence.

Banned for banning without an avatar.

banned for banning the avatarless

Banned for telling Brer Fox to ava tar and getting him stuck to the tar baby in full view of the public, who sneered and mocked him in his silly predicament.

Banned for fake news and reviews that have nothing to do with the overall state of affairs in the predicated institution of non aligned froggers who gurgle without the prerequisite warbling of other toady tendencies to return for a third go round.

Banned for getting on the merry go round of dinky doodles and wacky warblers who dish out fake nudes and pass them off as political parasites without a pot to piss in.

banned for talking about the political system of this world

Banned for frivolous opinions while frolicking to the frivolities with Frederick Frivolicking, whose notorious frivolous frolicking is known in parts far wider than all the continents but lesser than the distance to the moon.  However, do not underestimate Frederick's frivolous festivities as not being the bone fide frolicking, for it freely frolics frantically whenever fricking Fanny Farks fechs off down Frivoli Way to join the festivities with famished feasters feverishly funneling food into their forgotten gobs.