Banned for breaking the bank and sweeping the pieces under the rug.

Banned for delving under the rug and finding a whole swathe of bankers debts; several books about espionage by former CIA spies; a complete horde of broken promises by politicians, and a autobiographic movie script written by Harvey Weinstein named: 'Oh What A good Boy Am I.'

banned for mention US president's second favorite friend

His first was his opponent's husband.

Banned for dreaming up fictitious characters.

Banned for being fictitious and using an alias from an old Jackie Collins novel that she made up to hide the true identity of the real life villain, who went around accusing people of making up fictitious characters,

Banned for not fixing this....................................................................................................................................^

Banned for breaking stuff and wanting somebody to come fix it for free.... and banned cos you only do it so's you get visitors.

I used to know a woman who did that.   She'd lived alone, and so she had company for a while, she'd deliberately eff something up and ring around until she found somebody who'd come and fix it for her for free. 

I got the call once, but refused to ever go back when she came on to me and wanted more than her coffee table fixed.

Banned for not helping a lonely woman out with a little cream and sugar when she needs it.

Banned for caffeine induced hegemony. 

banned for running of the caffeine hounds

Banned for grinding bark and calling it Klah.

Banned for dropping the dead donkey on its head and causing irreparable brain damage.... along with permanently bent ears and its nose out of place.

banned for going after Eeyore 

Banned for eating Chicken Little cos Eeyore was quickly on the hoof and got away before you could truss him up for roast hee-haw and baste him in hot pepper sauce.

Banned for peppering the innocent with nonsensical hee haws and other sounds of donkey doo.