Banned for hopping in the laundry tub with Friday's wash to save on water... then making the missus and skids  recycle your dirty water.

Banned for having skids and the marks they leave behind.

Banned for sliding down the slippery slope on the seat of yer britches.

Banned for being fearful of the slippery, not thrilled by slopes of danger, and for assuming that I'm wearing pants.

banned for letting it all slip slide away

Banned for pilfering words from a pop song to make your point.

Banned for inconsistency.  Discriminatory attitude toward a fictional genre known as "Pop", yet recognizing a similarly fictional genre called "Melodic Metal".

Banned fer gettin' yer knickers in a knot over wot's hot and wots not in the world of melodious this or thats.

Banned for wearing knickers so baggy you had to tie knots in them to show a little knee, which knobby display still didn't help you hitch a ride out of roo land.

Banned for having knees so nobbly they far outdo Craggy Rock for lumps, bumps and outcrops.

banned for scuffin your knees for no good reason

Banned fer carpet burns on yer knees after a wild night pretending to be a doggy fer yer missus

Just hope you liked the doggy biscuits as treats when you rolled over and played dead.

And behaved like a good little doggy when she put you in the bath and administered your flea treatment

Banned for raiding the scrap bucket while roleplaying the house pet.

banned for scraping the barrel

Banned for not being a barrel of laughs and scraping rock bottom to find a most unfunny joke that'd only get a smile at the lunatic asylum if you were offering prizes for who could show the most teeth.