since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for paying the exhorbinate Australian alcohol taxes and not brewing your own with yummy floating thingies in it. And PM me if you want to join a discord that will brand you "Cult of Aus" just for being what you are.
Banned for yawning on the job and starting a yawn contagion that hampers productivity.
Banned for advocating floaty bits in beverages that begin with B and end in R.... not to mention robbing the taxman of the opportunity to rob me blind at every booze shop on every purchase. Back in the day, when Guy Fawkes was a boy, that would have been called sedition and you'd have copped a public flogging for your troubles.
Funny thing, now that you mention it, I'd already decided to purchase another brewing kit.... to rob the bastard taxman of his cut on booze shop prices.
banned for not knowing that i work alone so no one else is affected by my yawn
Banned for the uneffective affectation.
Banned!
I ain't tryin' to catchup, that's for dogs and burgers.
Banned again for allegedly tryin' to swaggle with a pith helmet full of Mama Luigi's homemade chili sauce whilst lookin' for the bean counter.
Banned for bannig that is behind the times like a time zone to the west.
Banned for your work colleagues wouldn't have it any other way.... and it's not just the yawning. It's also the potent chili breath and getting their hair singed after you sucked up a pith helmet's worth of Mama Luigi's chili special.
Banned for looking East but being friends with the Wicked Witch of the West at the same time.
Banned for shaking up the snow globe and making it snow inside the house.
banned for ruining my day
Banned for projecting blame. Make your own day.
Banned for making things that end in ay and act like a couple of deranged rabbits.
Banned for making the rabbits deranged.... and would rabbit stew be considered an aphrodisiac, given what rabbits do best?
Banned for gumption. To even bring the wholesomeness of hasenpfeffer into question... who do you think you are?
Is this what you ordered?
Banned for not knowing that Bugs Bunny got his name because he was riddled with fleas.
Banned for fleaing from the subject.