since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned 'cause I'm just getting started.
Banned for being so easily startled that you difn' get it.
Banned for going high beam and startling other banners in your headlights while you run amok doing stuff you simply wouldn't do if we were watching.
Banned for thinking a merry-go-round was a real horse race and bet on the one with the pole protruding from its belly.
banned for circular logic
Banned for going all square when circular logic and rectangles make more sense in a world of varying degrees of mathematical challenges, which may even include 3-D triangles with strong similarities to those pyramids of Biblical proportions.
banned for bringing in things in mythical proportions
Banned for not seeing the epic odyssey in pyramid hunting with a telescope intently trained on stars both far and near.
banned for having stars in your eyes while striving to be a juke box hero
Banned for going to a concert wearing spandex and long eared puppy dog slippers with low visibility due to foggy emissions from all the old farts sitting in the front row pigging out on Mama Luigi's homemade chili. Hot stuff!
Banned because this old fart resents the idea that he pigged out on Mama Luigi's homemade chili and rendered the stage invisible to audience members at the rear of the hall.... remember: hot air rises and heavy air sinks. So there!
Banned for staying under the stratosphere by venting your hot air here.
Banned for straying into the great outdoors without your survival kit, a cool drink of bourbon, lime and soda, your sunscreen and your pith hat... I mean, what are you going to pith in?
Banned, all of you, because I'm pissed [as in intoxicated on beer] and not impressed with the lackustre efforts of 'so-called' fellow banners who seem to take 'unwarranted time off to sleep and other shit not acceptable on a 24 hour website that never shuts down... and NOT use any piss weak excuse to scive off and to do little or nothing on days that end with AY and matter in the calculation of things beyond our control and otherwise.
So Come on you slackers, cut out the sleeping bullshit and do something.
banned for not wanting me to sleep