since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned 'cause the fleas are protesting unfair treatment at the circus, they can't bite just Anybody anymore.
Banned for running away to join the circus and getting sent home because your fleas bit the ring leader on the scrotum and other delicate places one would not want to be chomped on.
Banned for whining about the flea-host non-discrimination legislation pushed through by the left-wing politicos that does the exact opposite of what it cliams it does, just like all lefty policies.
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Banned for quoting yourself because you love the sound of your own voice.... the hype of your own type. Besides, what are you doing away from the coalface in any case? Now get back to work and don't let us catch you sciving off to write dirty ditties on the toilet walls again.
banned for carrying on
Banned for being a wet blanket with attitude and holey socks, but nobody 'll darn 'em cos of the pungent toe jam and the whiff of stale old cheese that's still a few centuries away from being fossilised.
Banned for quoting old and dilapidated accounts of cheesy grilled politicos.
Banned for falling into the trap and deciding to stay a while cos, even though a rescue could have been ten minutes away, the bait was just too tasty.
Banned for going fishing on the wrong end of the pole, just can't resist a juicy, wriggly worm, can you?
Banned for mentioning my pole in this discussion, and to which end of it I like to hold best. And I'll have you know that juicy, wriggling worms in a bowl of spaghetti sauce are quite the delicacy and should not be used for fishing.
banned for mocking the reserves
Banned for serving the mockers juicy, wriggling worms when a plateful of slow-moving slugs would have been preferable.... so much easier to get on the damned fork, especially after getting blottoed [completely and totally drunk] at the pub before dinner.
Also banned for reserves.... they didn't like the first serving, much less a second.
Banned for ingesting slimy creepy crawly things to tickle your innards..
Banned for references to the old lady who swallowed a spider that wriggled and wriggled and tickled inside 'er. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.... and I thought 'greedy bitch, haven't you had enough protein already?'