since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for spending more money on tatoos than you have saved for retirement.
And Merry Christmas, may all banners who do not ban this day be forever banned.
Banned for tattooing Rudolph's red nose on your belly button.
Banned for getting a large W tattooed on each butt cheek, so that every time you moon it says WoW.... which is better than the bloke who went to a dyslexic tattooist.... he has a large M on each butt cheek.
banned for assuming some of us even bother with any holidays during this time period
Banned because all good Cajuns know that it was Randolf the Rouge Nosed Reindeer and that Rudolf is a myth.
Banned for assigning importance to reindeer at this time of year when the more important thing is Christmas pud, cake and grog... which includes yer beer, rum n' cider. OOOOH ARRRRR !!!!!
I ave's four litres o' tradishunal Devonshire scrumpy [cider] left, and I be g'wen t' enjoy ev'ry last little drop.
Banned for sipping eggnog straight up.
Banned for guzzling brandy custard straight down, not to mention scoffing down the rum balls and gorging on the sherry laced minced fruit pies. Coulda got the same effect a whole lot quicker by boozing it straight outta the bottle.
Bannned because it was a dry Christmas, dry martini that is.
banned for trying to dry out this year
Banned for get ting on the wagon but falling off the other side, drunk as a skunk while sculling your final beer.
Hic!
ban-hic-ned
Banned for the hic in hiccup, the bur in burp, the bar in barf .... and the far in 'fark me, it's beer o'clock'.
banned for