Banned for infiltrating the dinner party to indulge in nefarious shennanigans under the table with various ladies in attendance and using the dog to take upskirt selfies for a photo album cataloging your somewhat strange and untoward social activities.

Banned for keeping photo albums full of people course of random men and boys' feet.

Banned for spurious functions.

Banned for random dysfunctions that can leave the brain and other body parts in a state of not doing their job when and as needed.

banned for mocking the body in of itself

Banned for the over-indulgence of body while neglecting necessary and important cerebral functions that help make the world go 'round.

And NO 'the world is flat jokes/comments or you're triple banned with enforceable lifelong extensions and no 'get-out' clauses.

banned for baiting me with flat earth commentary

Banned for thinking you were the baited catch on a fishing expedition that was actually after Spanish Mackerel to sell in Spanish Harlem at a huge profit after taking in expenses for bait, hooks, line and sinkers.... not to mention costs of running the boat; the fishermens wages and the cost of obligatory hookers once back on dry land.

Also banned for taking the bait and ending up getting 'hooked' by a professional hooker for all the wrong reasons and then some.

banned for trying to hook me onto the sphere of lies

Banned for believing in your own conspiracy theories and posting the evidence right here that you have need of a tin foil hat more than most.

banned for assuming they are theories

Banned for the theory that I'm assuming.... and banned for assuming I have a theory.

banned for cattle prods and other such motivating devices 

Banned for visiting the farm to test your cattle prod before using it to jump-start your heart in the mornings.

Banned for knocking cow farms while my clothes are covered in cow shit.  (accidentally set my chainsaw down in it while working wood)