Banned for tree murderation with a chainsaw, and for posting while covered in shit.

Banned because chopping up dead things is not murder, ask any zombie from the survival-gore game genre.

Besides, only an idiot that deserved to burn his house down would cut green wood for firewood.

Banned for cutting up zombie firewood and setting fire to it to make 100% sure it is dead.

banned for not remarking about the smoke on the water

Banned for not fearing my zombie trees.  My very wisest opponents, and only the very wisest, have targeted them with their prime card removal effects.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/trafaakswv0mog4/Black%20Oak%20of%20Odunos.jpg?dl=1 

Banned for not siccing your zombies trees on over-zealous greenies with political agendas and views of ruling the world with a green thumb.

banned because green is the color of conformity 

Banned because green is the color of your feelings about my banning.

banned for feeling up my color

Banned for feeling up his zombie trees and making their branches tremble with excitement.

banned for putting me in the same group as hollywood

Banned for not making it in Hollywood due to overly sweaty palms that grossed out the female fraternity.... there was no tush or boobie groping for you.

banned for going the direction of the palms

Banned for going in the opposite direction and ending up with profusely sweaty socks that make your shoes want to walk away on their own

Banned for  palming the offering on Palm Sunday in Palm Beach or Palmero.