Banned for not footing the bill for the foot long subs at the Footrot Flats Subway.

Also banned for being a bit of a Cuban as in heel lol

banned to the cube power

Banned for being so square.

Banned for geometry lessons.

Banned for being geometrically opposed.

banned for dimensional apparitions 

Banned for taking a walk on the wild side, thinking you could tame it with your alluring pink tutu and pink golliwog hairdo.

Banned for anime infested mental imagery.

Banned for coming in under the fence to discover that we'd all gone home.

Oh, and you ripped the seat of yer britches on the barbed wire.

banned for wiring up the monkeys

Banned for electrifying anecdotes.

Banned for plugging your chair into the mains to get some cut-price shock therapy.

banned for being shocked by chair prices

Banned for matching ottomans.

Banned for getting stuck in your recliner and needing to be rescued.