since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
banned for doubling up on the nonsensicalness
Banned for no rhyme nor reason.
Banned for not taking the thyme to mace a butter ban.
butter banned by the butterball turkey and liver convention
Banned for the wind just picked up and blew all the cloud cover away, revealing a UFO [Unique Fried Omlette] speeding across the heavens to escape ravenous mouths.
Banned for regurgitating liberal brainwashings that teach that ravens have mouths instead of beaks.
Banned for using out of date detergent to wash your nugget.
banned for getting the chickens involved with suds
Banned for inebriated poultry. Now we'll get chunky drunky chicken soup.
banned for hating on the soup
NO SOUP FOR YOU! BANNED!
Banned because I have a full pot of chili and I don't need your soup, but I'll take some crackers if you have any to spare.
Banned for admitting to being crackers on World Sanity Day and wanting to have a whine to go with the cheese.
banned for cutting the cheese and then blaming the dog
Banned for letting the damned dog in the dining room to begin with.... then blaming it for licking the woman opposite you on the knees. We all know it was you when you kept disappearing under the table to so-say retie your shoe laces.... and we know it was you who trained the dog to keep untying them so you could look up that woman's skirt throughout dinner.
banned for spiking the dog's drink