Banned 'cause all things and other stuff is relative to the rest of it.

banned for justification of minor details

Banned because light has no then and now between here and there and is thus the medium of consciousness experienced in the location called present.

Banned for tripping the light fantastic.

banned for taking a trip with your significant other

Banned for trips to La La Land and forgetting your password.

banned for password protection

Banned for encrypted coinage and other nonsensical paraphernalia.

Banned for impossible to replicate Captcha quizzes.

banned for throwing out last minute quizzes 

Banned for Quizno's, because Jimmy John's makes much better sandwiches.

 Banned for Jimmy Johns ain't got nuthin' on Lorenzos. I actually got one from Jimmy Johns....it was more expensive and half the size of Lorenzos. Jimmy Johns lasted about four months and was gone! They couldn't compete.

banned for wanting the bigger sandwich

Banned 'cause it was so yummy. 

And banned for biting the wrong end.

Banned for banning twice.

And banned for double banning.