Banned for excessive banning without prior permission from The Ban On The Forums Agency Inc. 

banned for going to the agency

Banned for supporting corporate banning at the expense of not-for-profit banning organizations.

Banned with great gusto for supporting corporate wot-not's at the expense of non-profit wot-not's who struggle to make ends meet during dire times and circumstances that inhibit the collection of non-profit funds that would allow their chief wot-not's to do their stuff unhindered and in peace with confidence and assurance that said non-profit funds wouldn't suddenly dry up cos corporate greed sucked 'em out of circulation and into banks where slimy bankers brood over the filthy lucre. 

Banned for preaching Lucretian philosophies, whatever that means.

banned for not understanding the meaning of your ban

Banned for banning with misinformation about wot-nots and underwear.

banned for trump-clinton tactics

Banned for Clinton [Bill] didn't wear underwear.... Monica preferred him without... easier access and all that.

banned for going for the wrong clinton

Banned for the lamest ban in 15 pages, it had to use a cane to assist in limping its way onto the thread.

Banned for wet noodles and I betcha you can't fight your way out of a paper bag with one. 

banned for trying to noodle us into a ban fight

Banned because my noodles come in three flavors that all taste like noodles.

banned for not going with the chicken