since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for associating with said snerts and other unintelligent creatures, all of whom having suggested that you have many a thing or two to learn about everything bar snert mating rituals and fornicating fuurlongs.
Banned for voyeuristic tendencies with regards to fuurlong entities residing in the mango swamps of some egotistical HumDum egg procurement specialist whilst strumming to the William Tell Overture using a deflated and well worn air guitar in the middle of rush hour traffic consisting of red Army ants on the prowl for mushroom bacon cheeseburgers from the mushroom bacon cheeseburger farm around the corner from Garfield's Corner Chop Shop which specializes in custom made corners.
banned for running on and on and on and on with unintelligible concepts that are made to look smart by using big words
Banned for calling "cheeseburger" a big word. Compounded words don't count towards compounded minds' smartnesses.
banned for compounding the problem with assumption of smartness by compounds
Banned for composite compounds masquerading as dinkleberry sauce with orange peels marinated in pineapple flavored vodka rated at 100% alcohol content with a twist of lemon.
Banned for polluting 200 proof tater juice with citric fruits and remember to exhale after you swallow.
banned for drunken debauchery that would make a sailor blush, though not a marine
Banned for going all marine and setting sail for the edge of the world in a bottomless boat.
Banned for taking the bottom and lowering the boom.
Banned fer hanging from tha yardarm until the boom can take the weight no more and snaps under duress and whar be tha wenches wot s'posed ter pour tha rum when out tank'rds be empty?
Oh, and due to those around me pissing me off severely and then some, and my depression taking a major hit as a result, I won't be visiting the site for a while so as not to let my upset and anger affect those not deserving of it.
So until I come back or otherwise, keep on keeping on with the bans and all that other sh!t.
banned for spouting off and thinking you are a pirate
Banned 'cause walkin' the plank may be in order.
Banned for tying the cabin boy up into a studding sail halyard bend not.
... and Starkers, remember these two lines when offered medications, "I am allergic to neuroleptics," and "For what target syptoms?"
GL.
Banned for using silly string to impersonate the Gordian Knot.