Banned 'cause why you not see the candy vamp gobble up Twizzler forest. 

banned for not seeing the forest from the floor

Banned for seeing the end of the ocean...in your bathtub.

banned for stopping up the oceans

Banned for not stopping at the ocean and ploughing right in and why didn't yer get yer brakes checked?

Banned for "checking out my brakes" and that just goes to show that there IS a fettish for everything.

banned for a series of odd fetishes 

Banned for fetishes that involve rubber, tight leather under garments and handcuffs and why hasn't the repair shop returned my Dolly Parton blow-up doll, complete with titanium plated nipple rings and the soundtrack of The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas?

banned for using a slow repairman who apparently is taking his time to test out the product 

Banned for besmirching the name of my repair-woman, who got into blow-up doll repair to test-run various male models that pass through her shop and I always wondered why that place had a burning rubber smell about it.

Banned for burning rubber at both ends to make them meet. 

Banned for Gap Band IV references.

Banned for banding in technicolor.

Banned for comparing your sad attempts at Light-Brite art to technicolor.

Banned for not seeing the main menu in technicolor because you lost your monocle in the soup and ordered shrimp in mono-color instead.