Banned for trying to be the little bird who tweets disparaging remarks about twits who call out twats on twitter to make themselves feel like the top-birds in a precarious pecking order that sees too many buzzards become the cream of the crop... and where the fech are my crumbed drumsticks and dipping sauce?

Banned for crumbs.

banned for leaving them in the bed 

Banned for wanting nooky on a bed of rice, but hey, you're not the only kinky one here and Uvah will rejoin you when he gets his fave Hillary blow-up doll back from the puncture repair shop.

Banned for selling defective blow up dolls with pre-patched orifices painted lemon/lime. 

Banned for karmaless banning.

Banned for inconsequential meanderings about non-specific this and that's while looking skyward for emus on the wing.

banned for multi-tier banning

Banned for tier 1 and tier 2 and forsaking all those other poor tiers that don't do too too much.

Banned for tires with treads that tread on tears that tear the very heart out of the rubber soul of the Michelin man.

Banned for bouncing the rubber duckies after three AM.

banned for 3 am conflicts

Banned for past your bed time and who short-sheeted the bed at 3am?

Banned for recognizing my divine right  (de iure divino) to steal the sheets at any damn hour I please.

Banned for not knowing what short-sheeting actually is and why pirates opt to sleep in hammocks.