since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for accidents not involving diapers.
banned because you are an accident
Banned 'cause them things always look for a place to happen.
Your banned
Banned for banning in violation of the banning clause which requires a banning cause.
banned for being a rule banner
Banned for unruly bans left incognito by a shadow of its future self.
banned for not exposing the shadows to light to get rid of them
Banned 'cause shadows are quick. Turn around and they vanish.
Banned for turning your face away from the sunshine to see the shadow.
banned for odd faces
Banned for two faces, only one of which was on a clock.
Banned for faces do quirky stuff.
banned for quirks fickles and other nonsensical concepts
Banned for conceptualizing qwerty's dominance on all the keyboards with letters painted on buttons.