banned for playing in the sunshine and laughing in the rain

Banned for bringing us another weather report that does not apply to everywhere on the planet.... or anywhere else for that matter.  Just cos you're freezing yer balls off up there in the Northern hemisphere don't mean to say we in the antipodes have icy nether regions.

banned for not realizing that i am not that far north and am experiencing lovely temperatures 

Banned for yet another weather report and boasting that you live in a temperate zone where sometimes you get cloudy with beef broth and noodles.

banned because that area doesn't get fun in the summer time

Banned for perpetuating the Summertime blues and disenchanting neigbouring octogenarians with damned rap music blasting from your doors and windows.

banned for going against a class of music and assuming that octogenarians do not like certain music

Banned for calling rap music... cos it's well out of that class and 99.9% of octogenarians truly don't like it... and the other .01% are deaf.

banned for not seeing the half time show for the superbowl and realizing that half the artists on that stage are octogenarians 

Banned cos I never watch that superbowl stuff.... not ever.  Rugby league is the only real footy.... and soccer comes a distant 2nd.

banned for watching things you like rather than be coerced along by the global media

Banned for criticising my right to exercise my free will and watch pron if I want to.

banned for exercising

Banned for fat inducing inactivity.

banned for fat shaming