Banned for shat faming.

banned for weirdly moving letters around to confuse others

Banned for it's not my fault that you are so easily confused by such a simple spoonerism and threw out your dictionary because you couldn't find it within the pages.

banned for paging the dictionary in hopes of greater word smithing

Banned for riding a galloping goose into town to buy a new dictionary.

banned for releasing wild marbles into the shooting gallery 

Banned for going to a gun fight with a plastic knife and fork set.

banned for bringing a nerf gun

Banned for a rumbling gut that preceeded a major seismic event.

banned for shaking it all loose

Banned for consuming seismic sausages and causing the ground beneath to rumble while stinking out your poor neighbours with the smell of rotten egg gas emanating from the subsequent fissures.

banned for comparing me to putin

Banned for spelling “putaine” wrong (though your context was correct).

Banned for it's really Pootin, but he changed it so as not to cause such a big stink.

Thing is, Pootin is the biggest, worst stinker on the planet and should be banned.... sent off-world to some derelict asteroid heading to another galaxy.

banned for wanting to inflict some other galaxy with that