banned for thinking i am thinning on top

Banned for not fessing up to sagging elsewhere and that a girdle would be be required in order to view the affected region.

banned for wanting to make me confess to anything

Banned for operating under the cloak of secrecy.

banned for milling about in full public with a duck suit in hand

Banned for not knowing that wasn't a duck suit I was carrying.  I caught Daffy messing around in my backyard and popped off a couple of shots to end his foray.  Roast duck, anyone?

banned for not realizing that it was rabbit season

Banned for not knowing that I also have roast rabbit and rabbit stew on the menu;

banned for three letter words

Banned for counting and complaining.

Banned from trying to ban people while not playing in an actual band.

banned for screaming from the highest mountain as you fall off the south side

Banned for pretending you can yodel from the east side of the mountaintops while traditionally wearing a kilt and complaining yer nuts and bolt are cold.

Banned for failing to break this thread with a multitude of bans.

Banned for antisocial tendencies.... we don't want it broken, just a thinning out of the critics and naysayers.