Banned 'cause bad happy can't happen either.

banned for being unable to see how such things can occur

Banned for being there when the good and the bad declared you ugly and an all-out melee occurred.

Banned for citing spaghetti westerns.

Banned for pasta dishes without noodles, parmesan cheese and garlic bread.

banned for way too many carbs

Banned for lack of cuisine-ness.

banned for crusin for a bruisn 

Banned for bruisin' the pear while cruisin' the boulevarde lookin' for a nice pair of juicy, ripe melons.

banned for breaking melons on your thighs

Banned for the sad reply and making me th....igh

banned for the sound of sadness

banned for having no musical talent

Banned for musically chiming in.

Banned for chiming in like a mantlepiece clock and going ding dong the wicked Ryat is banned.