banned for assuming i am wicked

i am just misunderstood

Banned for confusing the issue.

Banned for issuing a confusing edict saying, among other things, that misunderstood people need to buck up and behave more appropriately to avoid being confused with somebody evil.

That's what they all say.  

banned for thinking that is what they all say

Banned for saying what they all think.

And they do, even if it is behind closed glass doors.

banned for breaking the glass door but not the glass ceiling

Banned for injuring yourself while trying to dance on the ceiling, just because Lionel Richie said you could.

banned for not attempting the same

banned for thinking in stereo.

Banned for not berating Ryat for suggesting that I do something to injure my arthritic and aged body.

Also banned for not thinking in Quadrophonic

banned for showing your age

Banned for not showing yours.  What's that word for not having reached adulthood yet...begins with j?

banned for thinking i need to grow up

Banned for thinking I are all growed up.

Banned, both of you, for not acting your age but rather your shoe size.