Banned for reading between the lines and learning eff all cos there's eff all there, just spaces.

banned for                                                                           < lots of space.

Banned for spacing large lots between bans to take up more space.

Today I became a moderator. So how do I play this again?

banned for not knowing how to play

Banned for playing with yourself so much .... like a lot before joining us here

banned for trying to join

Banned 'cause you didn't ban in time to ban the other ban that banned your ban by Ban. 

*runs away very fast lol*

Banned for running away when a gentle trot in ballet shoes would have sufficed.

banned for letting the greatest comic book writer die

Bann3d for implicating me in shit I knew nothing about 'til the news broke over the internet.

Banned for skinny dipping with Charlie Brown and company in the pumpkin patch.

Banned for being with Charlie Brown with his pants down in said pumpkin patch.

banned for not having good grief

Banned for there's no such thing as good grief.