banned for squirrels in your pants

Banned for leave my nuts alone, feed your squirrels elsewhere

banned for thinking that is what they were after

Banned for not knowing what comes after A when B is away on assignment making honey... and get yer squirrels to come back to clean up the nutshells they left laying around all over the place for poor people with no shoes to stand on.

Banned sole-ly for the hell of it.

Banned for thinking that you will avoid Hell because you have no sole for the Devil to take.... and go put some shoes on cos most establishments these days will refuse admittance if you're soul-less.

banned for looking for a sole to steal because you sold yours

Banned for accusing me of being a ruthless shoe saleman who's had a devil of a time hiding the hole in his shoe that keeps letting in water.... letting in water.

So who sang that... Hole in My Shoe?

banned for being without ruth

Banned for being with Ruth when she robbed the bank before taking off with a wad of cash and a teller she thought was cute.

BTW, it was Steve Winwood and Traffic - 'Hole in My Shoe'

banned for crazy trivia

Banned for too big an interest in the trivia and not on the task at hand: responding to my ban.

banned for wanting a response

Banned for it's not what I want... it's the purpose of the game.

Also banned for thinking that you can read my mind.

Banned for knowing how to read.