banned for shipping across the sea

banned for taking on bilge work.

Banned for a half full bilge... or is it half empty?

Banned for six or one half dozen of the other.

banned by the Bakers Union of Nebraska State

Banned by the Galley Maid fer sneakin' that thar baker's bread aboard

Banned by the galley chief whose bread you soaked in cheap wine. So instead of getting hung over he got hung under.

Banned for cutting the crust off your daily bread cos it gets stuck under your plate [aka dentures].

banned for getting your buns all crossed up

Banned for giving your buns some air last night and getting arrested for flashing a browneye [Oz for mooning].

Banned for something else entirely without preconceived manifestations of something else entirely. 

banned for manifesting traits of unknown origins

Banned for traits of being in dire straits.... aka as up shits creek without a paddle.

Banned for watering the blog.

Banned for standing knee deep in it and worrying about alligators biting you on the arse