Banned for green crackers and ham.

banned for hamming it up on the ban line

Banned for pork bellies.

Banned for hi ho, hi ho, for it's off to work we go, with a knife and fork and a belly full of pork, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho.

Also banned for rubbing bacon behind your ears so's the dog 'll kiss ya.

Banned for pigly diglies.

Banned fer diggin' in tha muck with tha piggies ta see if thar be any buried treasure in tha pigpen.

Aaaarrrggghhhh!!!!!

banned by the sad monkeys that dance for pence 

Banned for invoking space monkeys.

Banned for looking at monkeys with an air of WTF.

Banned because it cool to look at those monkeys and welcome the freaks.

Banned for freakin' well monkeying around cos you thought it was cool to put on a monkey suit and go to the ball as a shrunk down King Kong.

banned for being shrunk down

Banned for not knowing how to spell "drunk".

Banned for not knowing how to spell inebriated while drunk.

Banned for insinuating my knees are drunk.