Banned for the dirty doings that lead to non-affable odours and salacious iffy things with non-compensatory outcomes that leave victims ineligible to effective purchase nasal plugs at affordable prices from non-profit organisations with generous community mindedness.

banned for overly long bans

Banned...xtra short version.

Banned for and then some.

banned by an if then statement

Banned by the power invested in me by the State of Lunacy to perfom bannings on those individuals I see fit to ban whenever I like... and I like right now.

Banned for owning the State of Lunacy. Best sale I ever made.   

Banned for selling it to the bloke I stole it from.

Banned for stealing it from the bloke in the mirror. 

banned for mirroring the bloke

Banned for looking in the mirror and seeing a bloke with a face that'd almost break a mirror but not quite.

Banned for measuring the distribution of spider like cracks in a mirror that begins from the spot where the nose reflection once was but is now where the right eyebrow begins and the left eyebrow ends in a whisper,

Banned for attributing the mirror with facial recognition

Banned for knowing who you are at 6 am.

Banned for NOT knowing who you are from midnight to 11.59 pm daily... then failing to confirm your identity when looking in the mirror several times each day.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who are I cos I don't know at all"