banned for rolling down the highway 

Banned for rolling lines against the grain.

Banned for collecting grain and rolling a rolling pin over it to make flour for bread.

banned for banning those who roll heads of grain on the sabbath for a quick snack

Banned for rolling doobies and altering reality.

Banned for going to China Grove to see if any brothers were there.

Banned for rings around your rosy bathtub filled with Eu de Skunk.

Banned for an infantile reference to the children's game "Ring Around the Rosie".

What are you, six?

Banned for not giving Old Mother Hubbard a plug... and a bone for that mongrel dog of hers.

Add sixty to that and you're close.

Banned for Rosie riveted the rings long before most of us were twinkles in our daddy's eyes.

banned for not getting even close

Banned for being too close to the essence of the issue and taking a great big sniff.

banned for sniffing out trouble

Banned for sniffing in one nostril, smelling out the other and having a nose for the odious affairs of mice and men.

Banned for salacious odors and other stinky stuff.