Banned for defusing the blow you ups. Starkers hates cleaning up the mess.

banned for thinking that starkers is the maid

Banned for not leaving the maid for me.

banned for strumming too hard

Banned for picking at the notes.

Banned for picking your nose... err, I mean hose, and have it leaking all over the place.

banned for being such a hoser

Banned for hosing your lawn's crab grass to make 'em outgrow your lawn's crab grass.

Banned for crabs on the grass, octopi in the garden beds and seahorses hiding in the compost.

banned because your chewing gum loses its flavor on the bedpost over night

Banned for assuming I even chew gum, much less leave it on the bedpost overnight.... or under the toilet seat while I'm in the bath, for that matter.

banned for bathing

 Banned for ablutional abstinence in the bathroom and tossing the antipersperant in the bin.

Banned for holding my nose 'cause its gettin' stinky. PU!   

banned for assuming its the smell