banned for putting a pumpkin on your head while you do that

Banned 'cause Jack and O'Lantern can't agree on equal billing for multiple appearances.

banned for not getting Daniels in on the deal

Banned cos Jack took Daniels lantern into the cellar and found Jim in the Beams of light, but got alarmed by a Cougar chasing a Wild Turkey through the stacked up boxes of Nelson County.

Banned because Nelson county is dry, amd all of those persons are banned there.

Banned 'cause Bourbon Street got flooded and it wasn't Kentucky that did it this time. It was that darn Bloody Mary what done it with the corn mash.

Banned for blaming Bloody Mary for opening the floodgates and seeing everybody on Bourbon Street up to their ankles in it.  Frankly, she shouldn't save it up but pee more often to prevent 'When the levee Breaks'.

Banned for the alto moment.

Banned for the moment the world stopped to watch a presidential election and never got going again because the space race ended with a whimper, and a satellite going on strike for better pay and conditions cos it was lacking atmosphere and company up there.

banned for striking the election

banned for striking the election

Banned for electing to strike thine oponent after turning the other cheek... shoulda pulled up yer pants first, tho.

Banned for fake bans.

Banned for bake fans.... and going frack to bont down a one way street

banned for using f words