Banned for cooler heads are in short supply, being few and far between these days.

banned for being between cooler heads

Banned for thinking two heads are better than one.... there's less room on yer shoulders.

And what about the arguments?

Banned for stage left and stage right and stage up and stage down and stage front and stage back and stage sideways and stage bottoms up and stage upside down and stage rightside up and stage leftside backwards and stage tuck and stage your and stage head and stage between and stage your and stage knees and stage and and stage kiss and stage your and stage bottomsupsidedownbackside goodbye! Haaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha.............

banned for trying to stage the next ban

Banned for interloping with interlopers who arrived on the last stage into town.

banned for not following directions to get out of town

Banned for even being at the town...

Banned for prying eyes to even know who was in town and when.

Banned for standing in line for brains and though the announcement said trains then took the first one out of town.

banned for training for trains but not for brains

Banned for slipping through the cracks and missing out on a place in either queue.

banned for slip sliding away

Banned for a lacklustre Paul Simon impersonation that underwhelms the senses and sedates the body.

Banned for sleeping on it.