Banned for talking about members without the nut-job lunatic tendencies but keeping the other stuff.

Banned for taking your macadamia nuts and pistachios laced with thorazine to curb your nutty appetite.

Banned for the semblance of sanity but with a clear touch of loony binitis and an overwhelming tendency to flip your lid as nonchalantly as flipping a pancake in the pan while readying the maple syrup by holding the bottle upside down between your toes.

banned for mocking maple syrup

Banned for muttering words under your breath so's the majority doesn't find out that you like to wear pantyhose and black lingerie with frills on Friday nights while the missus is out to bingo with her friends.

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banned for inviting to a new game

Banned for the criticism but going over anyway..... good job, however.  

banned for the thumbs up

Banned for getting your thumb stuck up your nose while searching for that elusive dollar coin you lost a while ago.

Also banned for not trying another orifice of possibility.

Banned for potentialalities and other nonsense stuff coming out of orifices not yet rated.

Banned for considering the not yet known and trying to include it in the festivities.

banned for not being apart of the festivus for the rest of us

Banned for absence... like not being there when the curtain went up and pants came down to celebrate the new moondance festival.... and geez, wasn't there a lot of moon shining that night.

banned for being an old geezer howling at the moon

Banned for being an under the hill young geezer with delusions of nutmeg in your eyeballs.