since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for not blanking in the Blankety Blanks game to broaden your horizons.
banned for firing blanks at your age
Banned for the blank look when being told that firing blanks saves surgery.
Banned for blanking the blank out of this here thread.
banned for threading the needle with the rolling stones
Banned for gathering no moss while attempting to thread the eye of the needle with tow rope.
Banned for towing mossy rope around the house drawing the ire of lesser inhabitants.
Banned on the run.
banned for speeding about in long capes and short banana shorts
Bruised banner.
Do not make me angry.
Banned for bruiing easily, and for thinking hemophilia will get you special treatment in a banning brawl.
Banned for invalidating medical conditions to suit your agenda to boycott Subway and grain-fed rabbits for molluscs and crustaceans
Banned for crunching clams and lobsters and oysters and cephalopods with extreme gusto.
Banned for mistaking lobster for an aphrodisiac and throwing the oysters at a bunch of bankers pissing up at a walkway bar as you trundled merrily past.