since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for the Sequitur who ran rampant through the annuls of time and the halls of justice to create havoc in his own image.... and thou shalt not repeat the performance for fear of being banished to Purgatory with those ill-advised disciples who know not of the gnashing of teeth and the wailing of tortured banshees who fell through the cracks to end up in the bowels of Hades with no hope of redemption or a nice cool drink.
banned for run-on bans
Banned to the nth part of a cookie.
Banned for a ban that needs a full box of banned-aids to hold it together in place of coherency.
Banned because you need to go on a diet.... with all that bannedwidth your girth has become big enough to be banned in its own right on four continents and parts of the galaxy hitherto unknown to Jenny Craig or laxative manufacturers who recommend a Laxette after every meal containing foodstuffs that are banned in places of higher learning and reduced metabolism.
Also banned because the use of bannedaids is not permissible on days that end with ay and are included on the calendar as part of errant time we spend banning others with no intention of going.
So there!!!
"... with no intention of going." Where?
Banned for that "there!!!".
Banned for interlocution there and over to here.
banned for wavering here and there
Banned for walking to here AND there just to see how far it was.... and when you got to within 8cm of here and there you realised that you were neither here nor there, so walked back to the beginning with no idea of just how far here was... or how long it'd take to get there walking. Now just imagine how much longer it'd take to get here and/or there walking backwards with blisters in old rubber flip-flops.... oh, and here in Oz we call em' thongs.
Bannedfor leaving Kansas.
banned for taking ourkansas
Banned for leaving Kansas with no red shoes to click three times to get home when the Wizard of Oz slaps you with a massive parking ticket for leaving your skateboard in the wrong place at the wrong time and having the Tin Man fall apart all over the place when he tripped on it.
Banned for leaving Alice's Wonderland out of it.
Banned for wishing to smoke a catterpillar in a hooka.
This ban brought to you live and direct from the pookah.