Banned for Little Boy Blue blew his horn, while the sheep were in the meadow and cows in the corn, but where was the boy who looked after the sheep.... in the haystack behaving inappropriately with Little Bo Peep's bigger busted older sister.

Banned for inciting a potential orgy looking for a place to happen.

Banned for cobwebs in yer undies cos you've been inactive since the first Roman orgy.... if I were you I'd vacuum those buggers outta there and take another shot at it.

banned for calling in the cleaners

Banned or bringing sharks into this thread.

banned for not putting freakin lasers on their heads

Banned for sucking the Stardock server gremlins on me and  making my subscriptions button not work.  Now I have to  locate bannings the hard way.

Banned for subverting hot dogs in broad daylight.

Banned for cold dogs.... them sled-pullin' huskies oughta get snow boots to keep their li'l pinkies warm.

Banned for wrapping pigglies in blankets then counting to see how many you missed.

Banned for wrapping bacon in blankets instead of fresh bread rolls... then expecting people to eat it without BBQ sauce to help it become more palatable.

banned for using warehouse based consumer centers and working my little fingers to the bone

Banned for no bones about it. Its all good.

Banned for promoting the "boneless."

I want my chicken, my pork chops, my ham, even my anchovies served bone-in.

I eats my meat ON THE BONE.

Banned for boning up.