Banned for thinking papaya deserves anything other than extinction.

Banned for thinking that extinction comes to all those who wait and not those who think the end is far from nigh...

We're all a death away from extinction.

banned for philosophical denial of life liberty and the pursuit of happiness 

Banned for walking around in a daze when it's supposed to be a fayz that's meant to be dayz away.

Banned for protesting that there is no reason anyone needs a 30-round magazine, when there are, in fact, 29 reasons.

banned for limiting everything to 30

Banned because you have limited my what-ya-macallits to just 29 when I allocated at least 40 in the event I was going to be short changed by a non-mathematical dweeb with no countenance whatsoever other than the 123 he picked up in tweedle-dee school when he was supposed to be learning tweedle-dum,

banned for hackneyed complaints by an australian wannabe 

Banned for being an American could've been who fell short by all of 6 inches and a hair's breadth between 'em.

banned for mocking my height and not worrying about your girth  

Banned for being with both height [the lack thereof] and a girth even Orson Welles would have been ashamed of at his largest.

banned for breaking into whale song

Banned for tempting fate and gravity with flimsy plastic belts

Banned!!!!!  Everybody except me.... for being AWOL on a fine banning day without reasonable excuse.

Banned for not seeing the tree for the bush