since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for using a coffee pot, rather than a retro-cool percolator like me.
Banned for not banning quick enough to get a ban inserted between my bans.
Banned for triple breaches and treading on thawing thin ice with great big army boots on.
Banned for mocking me with the sad fact that my feets are two big too get my boots through my breetches, you to?
banned for feeling betrayed when there is no betrayal
Banned for having the middle name of Judas and plotting the greatest modern betrayal that invokes wailing and the gnashing of teeth but doesn't involve Vaseline or cattle prods with rechargeable AAA batteries.
Banned for being easy enough that you can get off on low-voltage cattle prods.
Thought you Aussies were supposed to be all about High Voltage .
Banned for getting the wrong end of the stick... our cattle prods are plugged directly into the main grid.... and can be cranked to 2000+ volts for people who won't accept their bans gracefully.
Also banned for thinking that 'turning on the juice' is squeezing a few oranges for breakfast.
banned for using only the main grid
Banned for not sending me the links so I could use yours as well... tight arse.
Also banned for sticking your fingers in the toaster to jump-start your morning.
banned for not appreciating the joys of toasting your mornings
Banned for non-appreciation of tightrope walking over a crocodile pit in dirty great army boots, without a balancing pole or a safety net.
banned for piling up the dirt so high
Banned for being older than your teeth but younger than your gums.... and needing carbon dating to that find out.
banned for taking the carbon out for a date but not taking the oxygen out for a papaya