Banned for not attempting to do something useful.... being a lounge lizard does not qualify as being productive.

Banned for who said anything about human excrement?  It was vulture excrement, as I recall. Therefore you are twice banned and the comparisons to politicians, bankers, advertising execs and used car salesmen in not only warranted but correct.

banned for quoting and double banning

Banned for snickers.

Banned for liking Mars bars better than Snickers... and preferring lollipops so you can be an all-day sucker.

Hey sucka, wot ya gonna do... wot ya gonna do when they come for you?

Banned for quotes from the id.

Banned for quotes of Biblical proportions.... we do not need plagues of frogs, locusts or giant rats wearing ballet shoes and pink tutus.

Banned for how many angels can dance on the head of a pin? One...

banned for wilfully and with knowledge aforethought encouraging lavicious thoughts of angel booty shaking.

Banned for leaving the Collective to come play trivial games here and speak about babes, booty and boobs.

banned for trivialness 

Banned for everything not nailed down in your pocket.

Banned for pocket billiards and nailing that corner poocket shot without looking... and with such a short cue, too.

Banned for poocketing in the corner without a poocker to poock with.

Banned foor taking the pisss out of my inadveertant typoo.

Banned 'cause there are four 'deez' in Mi**i**ippi.